And now for something a made when I was bored

Uncle Phil, uncle Phil,
gassious traces linger still.
From futon yonder where you sat
and beanie-weenies you did spill.

Have you heard, oh uncle Phil?
The pie unpon the windowsill!
Its songs, they keep me up all night
with fork and plate I go to kill!

Spare me now, oh uncle Phil,
thou great, exhalted meaty man!
For swallowing your special pill
and plundering the garbage can.

I leave you now, my uncle Phil,
to speak to someone else instead
of smelly fruit and funkey meats
I mean, of course, my cousin Ed.

Ed said Fred said
Ned's red bed led
Ted's bread sled
through a puddle of muddy water.

Ed, Ed quickly now!
With hastened speed, assault my neck!
Its laothesome plotting toward my chin
impeeds my uncle's fearsome trek!

Yes uncle Phil, he treks you see
to find a magic doughnut tree
and when he finds it, what a day,
he'll beat the %!$$ right out of me! (yay!)

Happy days and happy nights
for a hundred years or so
(etc.)

Meet my pet, the elbow snail,
who's playful licking is in vein.
His fighting style remains unmatched
THE LEECHES NIBBLE ON MY BRAIN!!!

Fetch the stick, my elbow snail!
Ha, he got stepped on.

A B C D E F G,
keep your mittens off of me!
Cherry pie and chicken stew,
I created Mountain Dew!

EGGPLANT!

[Fin]

ACTUAL JOURNAL

I wrote down things as they came into my brain. I did not really create Mountain Dew, duh.